Red Mist
Arielle Kebbel and a bunch of other Tweenies
A young US *ahem* Doctor and her cronies give a weird kid a cocktail of drugs and alcohol causing him to slip into a deep coma....or wait! Was it the flashing disco lights that did it......or the fact this film is so shit I nearly lapsed into one as well??? Anyway, sh...e injects him with some miracle drug which, wait for it, causes him to have an out of body experience where he can take over other peoples bodies and go on a mass murder spree killing everyone involved. Hmmmkay!
A Dismal * star
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A Perfect Getaway
Steve Zahn, Timothy Olyphant, Milla Jovovich
The "Normally funny but not so funny in this" Steve Zahn and his newly wed Milla-Im actually quite a good actress-Jovovich are heading to Hawai for their Honeymoon. There's been a Murrrrder on another Hawaiian Island and the culprits are on there way to the ...honeymooners desitination. Mr Olyphant and his Bit of Fluff pop up looking all broody and mischievous. Paranoia sets in....so does a bout of food poisoning if Zahn's face is anything to go by and towards the end of the movie.....all hell breaks loose
An Awsome **** Star
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Surrogates
Bruce Willis, Radha Mitchell, Rosamund Pike
Old Brucie's digitally enhanced to play his Robo-esq Surrogate. As if the World needed to get any lazier......humans no longer interact with one another but use dodgy looking robots to do their dirty work. People start dying, Bruce frowns a lot, there's a big bad g...uy, Bruce frowns some more, there's an even bigger bad guy, Bruce needs botox.........meh!
A respectible *** Star
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